My resume is slightly out of date.

(Source: prettiestcaptain, via lonewolfed)

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Posted
3 hours ago

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

(via soccer-mommy)

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Posted
4 hours ago
kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

(via aquato)

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Posted
4 hours ago

ledamemangociana:

viewparadise:

omelettethecorgi:

My apologies. I’ll see myself out.

This is the cutest cosplay.

CAPTAIN CORGMERICA

(via ms-sarafoxx)

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Posted
1 day ago
stackedcrates:

my-own-superman:

bromancing-the-stone:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Science

Neato

[original paper]
Also, note that this technique (CRISPR/Cas9) is not a part of our immune system, as the article above says - it’s derived from a species of bacteria.

stackedcrates:

my-own-superman:

bromancing-the-stone:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Science

Neato

[original paper]

Also, note that this technique (CRISPR/Cas9) is not a part of our immune system, as the article above says - it’s derived from a species of bacteria.

(Source: mannysiege, via ms-sarafoxx)

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Posted
1 day ago
beautifulchaos-anumcara:


Colton Haynes as ‘Arsenal’ in Arrow season 3 (x)

BADASSSS

beautifulchaos-anumcara:

Colton Haynes as ‘Arsenal’ in Arrow season 3 (x)

BADASSSS

(Source: stilesism, via ms-sarafoxx)

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Posted
1 day ago

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

(via robinmaebe)

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Posted
1 day ago
jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

(via devinthedark88)

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Posted
2 days ago

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

image

It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

image

You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

image

Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

image

There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

image

I fucking love these people.

(via ms-sarafoxx)

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Posted
2 days ago

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ms-sarafoxx)

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Posted
2 days ago